Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. One thing was clear. "How?" Ask anyone. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. And horny. Nice. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. It becomes a semi-regular thing. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). Go, all of us. It's strangely nice. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". The fuck, Clint? and "Oh! It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. Rules, shmules. No? Tony snorts. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. "What! "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. Abe ringed the bell. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. That's just plain sad. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. It's blueberry, his favorite. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Damn. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. 'I want to be referee!' They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. All of you" Clint said. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Spill." Yeah, Im with Vision. #peterparker I hope you're kidding. "When have you ever driven? Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. No! Seriously. Tony said. Aunt May says and I shrug. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. That's too easy. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. She took a shot. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. Michelle answered for him. "Parker?" Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. #unlimitedpride I don't know, Clint. I'm training her." He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Parker, you're in charge. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Like any of them would. "When did it happen?". Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. Nah, you heard Steve. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Y/n grew up as most children do. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. #nickfury Good night, everyone.. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. Or out of the bedroom. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. 374 guests Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. So I miss the sex.. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Stupid Sally. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" Maybe he should've done this while clothed. L'oreal? Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. Ask Pepper. Please consider turning it on! And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. "DUDE!" Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. 2. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Yeah, okay, no. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Nat smirked. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Work Search: He sleeps around a lot. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. This one counts.". Pepper Pots Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. "I will get the bells. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. It's a totally valid question!. It was Peter's 21st birthday. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Loki Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Tony's eyes go fond. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. It's my vanishing act." Clint doesn't avoid Tony. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Dad yells and I shake my head. Uncle Bucky questions. Ninja strings.. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Nazi, Steve says. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. "It was just an accident." Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. remain the property of their respective owners. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. I was dirt poor in the great depression. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. And because I'm Iron Man.. "Bullsh*t!" Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. Maybe it would just be funny. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". #spideychelle Back the fuck up." Oh, come on! Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. It's fucking beautiful. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. Wanda said. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. What a stupid one! The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Ow. Okay! Clint can't help but laugh. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Avengers: completed Nat and Wanda took drinks. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. "Excuse me" Natasha said. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Score one for Stark!. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. There's one problem. Seriously? "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. She lets him. Would he say yes or no? A lot. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Peter said. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. 196 guests Steve sighs. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. "Peter!" There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few.